Sunday, April 17, 2011
Buzzwordy: Welcome to Intelli!
Buzzwordy: Welcome to Intelli!: "Day Fifty Eight, Buzzwordy was immediately ushered into a small and densely packed conference room after he checked in at the lobby of the ..."
Welcome to Intelli!
Day Fifty Eight,
Buzzwordy was immediately ushered into a small and densely packed conference room after he checked in at the lobby of the IP design house. Balfour found his giggles unbearable throughout the entire ride and he retaliated by driving recklessly through the streets of Tel Aviv.
Something just dawned on Buzzwordy all of a sudden and he went into a complete trance.
"Wait a minute, I just remember that the driver should be named Shimir and not Balfour. I need to ask these folks here for clarification." muttered Buzzwordy.
He took a panoramic view of the posters and pictures on the wall. They were nothing spectacular, just a whole bunch of plain looking characters in different shades of outfit. The marketing whiz kid was getting a little dizzy from staring at all these wall hanging items.
"Interesting, I don't see anything on the company's IP or technologies!" chuckled Buzzwordy.
"Very well and much of a great morning to you Mr. Buzzwordy. Welcome to my company." smiled a lanky man in his early 30's.
"Oh hello to you as well. I believe you are Anah. Great to meet you in person!" grinned Buzzwordy while shaking the lanky man's right hand.
"Please oh please, there is no need for an apology. My name is Asaf, not Anah. In case that you don't know, he is my twin brother!" explained the lanky man.
"This is great. Will your twin brother be joining us this morning?" probed Buzzwordy.
"It depends on how our meeting will turn out!" laughed Asaf.
After a short exchange of pleasantry, Asaf''s demeanor became solemnly serious. He directed Buzzwordy to a computer screen where the marketing whiz kid readily came to realize the purpose of his visit.
Here is the screen capture of their meeting agenda,
Agenda:
Buzzwordy scratched his hair a bit, rubbed his nose, and raised his chin up so that his eye level was almost the same as Asaf's.
"Do you have any question Mr. Buzzwordy?" asked the lanky man.
"I believe so Asaf, may I just call you Asaf?" questioned Buzzwordy.
"Sure please do so!" confirmed the lanky man.
"Thank you. Do you happen to have a driver in your company named Shimir or does he go by Balfour sometimes?" asked Buzzwordy.
Asaf closed his eyes upon hearing Buzzwordy's question. It was obvious that something was bugging him and he was fighting hard to ward off the negative element. The vein on his forehead was getting quite large and this abnormal engorgement made Asaf look like a human unicorn.
"Mr. Buzzwordy, do you really want to know?" asked Asaf in a tiny voice.
"Asaf, I don't think this is so important. If you are OK with it, we can just move on with the agenda!" suggested Buzzwordy.
"So you don't want to know?" inquired the lanky man.
Buzzwordy shrugged his shoulder gently and gave Asaf a nonchalant look. He then opened up his arms, nodded his head, and cleared his throat.
"Asaf, in the interest of time, lets start the agenda!" insisted Buzzwordy.
See you all on Day Fifty Nine.
Buzzwordy
Buzzwordy was immediately ushered into a small and densely packed conference room after he checked in at the lobby of the IP design house. Balfour found his giggles unbearable throughout the entire ride and he retaliated by driving recklessly through the streets of Tel Aviv.
Something just dawned on Buzzwordy all of a sudden and he went into a complete trance.
"Wait a minute, I just remember that the driver should be named Shimir and not Balfour. I need to ask these folks here for clarification." muttered Buzzwordy.
He took a panoramic view of the posters and pictures on the wall. They were nothing spectacular, just a whole bunch of plain looking characters in different shades of outfit. The marketing whiz kid was getting a little dizzy from staring at all these wall hanging items.
"Interesting, I don't see anything on the company's IP or technologies!" chuckled Buzzwordy.
"Very well and much of a great morning to you Mr. Buzzwordy. Welcome to my company." smiled a lanky man in his early 30's.
"Oh hello to you as well. I believe you are Anah. Great to meet you in person!" grinned Buzzwordy while shaking the lanky man's right hand.
"Please oh please, there is no need for an apology. My name is Asaf, not Anah. In case that you don't know, he is my twin brother!" explained the lanky man.
"This is great. Will your twin brother be joining us this morning?" probed Buzzwordy.
"It depends on how our meeting will turn out!" laughed Asaf.
After a short exchange of pleasantry, Asaf''s demeanor became solemnly serious. He directed Buzzwordy to a computer screen where the marketing whiz kid readily came to realize the purpose of his visit.
Here is the screen capture of their meeting agenda,
Welcome to Intelli
Today's Meeting with Mr. Buzzwordy (Mr. Bif's Representative)Agenda:
- Company Introduction
- IP Portfolio Introduction
- ZupEXT IP Review and Discussions (need two days to finalize)
Note: lunch, snack and dinner will be served today and tomorrow.
Buzzwordy scratched his hair a bit, rubbed his nose, and raised his chin up so that his eye level was almost the same as Asaf's.
"Do you have any question Mr. Buzzwordy?" asked the lanky man.
"I believe so Asaf, may I just call you Asaf?" questioned Buzzwordy.
"Sure please do so!" confirmed the lanky man.
"Thank you. Do you happen to have a driver in your company named Shimir or does he go by Balfour sometimes?" asked Buzzwordy.
Asaf closed his eyes upon hearing Buzzwordy's question. It was obvious that something was bugging him and he was fighting hard to ward off the negative element. The vein on his forehead was getting quite large and this abnormal engorgement made Asaf look like a human unicorn.
"Mr. Buzzwordy, do you really want to know?" asked Asaf in a tiny voice.
"Asaf, I don't think this is so important. If you are OK with it, we can just move on with the agenda!" suggested Buzzwordy.
"So you don't want to know?" inquired the lanky man.
Buzzwordy shrugged his shoulder gently and gave Asaf a nonchalant look. He then opened up his arms, nodded his head, and cleared his throat.
"Asaf, in the interest of time, lets start the agenda!" insisted Buzzwordy.
See you all on Day Fifty Nine.
Buzzwordy
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